Jay Z Song

I was cutting through a parking the other day and didn’t think much of it. All of a sudden I saw lights on behind me. PD? For what?

I happily oblige and pull over…why wouldn’t I? I have no drugs no guns I wasn’t speeding.

*Officer approaches*

*I hit the window down button * (I mean, I ‘rolled’ the window down? Are we still describing it that way?)

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

No, I honestly don’t, I responded.

“You cut across the parking lot”

…Is….that a illegal?

“Look, this is a store parking, there are people walking out here, you could have hit someone”

Well, I didn’t and I’m nowhere near the front door.

“Are you getting smart with me?”

No I’m not, I’m stating a fact and I asked whether or not what I did was illegal. You avoided my question.

“Oh, are you a lawyer?”

I haven’t passed the bar, but I know a little bit.

Officer is deadpan.

Enough that you won’t illegally search my shit.

Officer is deadpan.

It’s a Jay Z lyric. I was making a joke

“I know that.” The Officer continues to stare.

“Look, don’t cut across lanes in my parking lot, understand?”

Yes sir.